Rules: The first player will write down a bad situation for the player below them to be in then the next player writes about how they survived. (Both the attack and the survival story can be as silly as you like!) TPBM gets confused for a rampaging robot and is about to have a nuclear grenade dropped on him or her. How will you survive?
A swarm of Illuminati dogs are flying after me...
If that was supposed to be a way of survival, you didn't write an attack for the next player to survive!
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